Danny Dyer, Britain's second hardest man, is at it again.
Last month he accused Verne Troyer of hitting on his wife at the Pride of Britain Awards (presumably Dyer was there for his seminal Most Dangerous Men series). He stopped short, however, of giving the Mini Me actor a 'slap' as he is a 'midget', he told Zoo magazine in a charming interview.
Troyer denied the absurd accusations from the publicity-desperate idiot and elegantly replied that ' I wouldn't know who you [Dyer] were if you were standing in front of me' and that 'don't use my name to get your name in the press'.
Now Dyer has said that he has had to cut short his promotional tour for his DVD release, which I'm not going to give the oxygen of publicity by naming, because of an alleged robbery at his Essex home. Two cars were stolen but were subsequently found abandoned and undamaged not far away....hmmmm.
Anyway, in an interview in The Sun he says the robbery was 'the lowest point in his life'. If my suspicions are correct then I expect it probably is.
He has depths to plumb yet.
Watching Dyer in films / on TV have been some of the lowest points in my life
I am starting to draw up a list for a secret bash for Jeremy - first incites, sorry, invites go to Stephen Fry and a Mr Dyer. Any more suggestions for an evening of unbridled fun?
I quite enjoyed The Business for its 80's observation. Did you know Danny the thesp has no less than 59 appearance listings on imdb? We all have lots of catching up to do!
oops, sorry
You should also invite Susan Boyle, Ben Shepherd, any footballer you can find, Brian Ashton and Iain Balshaw...
I hate the Emperor
Wot? No Ross Kemp?
how about a 'Dyerathon'? Hours and hours of back to back Danny films/tv? With enough alcohol I reckon it could be a good laugh - like a Victorian freak show.
Think of it as aversion therapy.
Don't forget Gordon Brown, Jez loves him.
You're making me sound like a misanthrope. I hate you.
Far from it Jeremy - most of the people mentioned are eminently hate-able.
Jeremy Lee
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